Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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