We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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