I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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