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Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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