Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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