thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
