Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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