Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
