i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
What a dumb baby whore.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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