That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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