Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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