you would pick up someone in the library
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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