So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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