Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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