i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Randomize
