what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
