Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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