I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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