Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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