im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.