Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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