My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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