She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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