You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
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Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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