Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
it was like his penis was on wheels.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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