i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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