need another drink. this is the easiest way
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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