So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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