That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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