omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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