I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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