I need help removing her.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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