It's Friday. Sex?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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