You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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