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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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