no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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