i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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