i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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