i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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