That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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