Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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