Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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