two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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