but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Randomize
