It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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