so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Randomize
