I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i just had sex bonerless
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize