So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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