erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just had sex bonerless
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
how drunk are you?
Several
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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