Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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