girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
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