he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.