Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.