Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
We have started to decorate penises.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
