I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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