I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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