I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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